The Spanking Machine: a collection of spanking stories

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Timer Mode – You can set the timer from 1 to 5 minutes of spanking, and you can watch it count down to the end. Can you make it all the way through? So like I said, some very cool features with this little timer. Note: You can also use the spanking machine without the timer, but I’m not sure why someone would want to do that? The mounting device for toys is clearly improvable: It could be more rugged (My next walk to the hardware store will be for a bag of replacement screws). However a drastic disadvantage are the flat plates for mounting round toys. I am going to replace the movable plate by something like you use for fixxing all kind of pipes to the wall, i.e. some kind of shell. Otherwise, your cane will start hitting your bottom and the next thing you will feel is a hit into the hollows of your knees. Here is a Spanking Bike -- an exercise bike converted to a spanking machine by a biking group in California. "The faster you pedal, the harder you get spanked. We were amazed at how many kids got on this thing, you'd figure they got enough ass whooping at home." Unfortunately this picture does not show how the machine works in detail ....

The mounting is not as solid as I’d like, but given the objectives of the device manufacturer that’s not terribly surprising. This will also be something I will be looking at improving (and adding some features around) in the future (pile of parts en route from Banggood currently). The goodOf all these different modes of punishment, whipping is the most frequently in use; but in whipping not even the qualities of the instrument are ascertained by written law: while the quantity of force to be employed in its application is altogether intrusted to the caprice of the executioner. He may make the punishment as trifling or as severe as he pleases. He may derive from this power a source of revenue, so that the offender will be punished, not in proportion to his offence, but to his poverty. If he has been unfortunate, and not able to secure his plunder, or honest, and has voluntarily given it up, and thus has nothing left to make a sop for Cerberus, he suffers the rigour -- perhaps more than the rigour -- of the law. Good fortune and perseverance, in dishonesty, would have enabled him to buy indulgence. Not as naughty as me,’ said Niles, who had indeed been very naughty. He murdered a homeless man. ‘I bet I get spanked at least ten times.’ Mounting hardware is not as claimed, and is a bit sloppy in general which will be causing some loss of energy from the “business end”.

Well, the machine hit Nelly almost fifty times. She remembered crying out after the first few claps, because it was hitting her so hard. This wasn’t like any year before. Before, the machine had been far gentler. It understood that people had reasons for things. Those reasons may not always be righteous, but they were reasons, and it understood that. Now, it didn’t seem to understand anything aside from pain. When she was done being spanked, Nelly crawled off the platform and wept quietly in a dark corner of the venue. Next in line was Niles, and he was excited because he thought he really ought to be spanked a lot. He was concerned with getting spanked more than Nelly, because he liked her and wanted to prove to her that he could take more pain. Y’know, macho man stuff.

It’s quite noisy, but with any sort of impact toy some level of noise is unavoidable so I suppose that’s not a big deal. Continuous Mode – Once you turn on, this spanking machine starts spanking and doesn’t stop until you turn it off. Size– I love how compact this spanking machine is. It is just over 8 and a half inches tall, and just over 3 inches wide (not including the holding arm/base).

Inventor Otto Tuchenhagen, with 80 patents already to his name, submitted this design to the German Patent Office, and it was written up at length in a perfectly serious magazine (title and date not yet to hand). He thought the reintroduction of judicial CP for young delinquents would save the taxpayer a lot of money on reformatories and prisons. His machine, of which he proposed installing 2,000 examples all over West Germany (as it then was), would deliver a judicial caning in a humane and consistent manner. We can’t get spanked on an empty stomach, Brad. Anyway, if we don’t make it in time, I’ll spank you.’ In this future time in Texas, some offences, such as speeding, are dealt with by spanking machines. These machines are programmed by actual spankers though and take on the persona of the person who programs them. Miss Johnson has been spanked twice and both times she had very different experiences but this third time exceeds all others. The spanking machine spanked him fifty-three times. By the time it was done, his butt was fully broken. He dragged himself over to where Nelly was crying, and wanted to say something cool, but only managed to curl into the foetal position and weep alongside her. As far as spanking fiction goes there are certainly no shortage of stories that feature spanking machines in one form or another. The following stories, which are all available in the library, are a small selection, chosen at random:

SILVER MODEL UPGRADED

Here we have the light UPRIGHT MODEL of the 4 spanking machines i sell (Please see other listings for the other models), THE light SPANKING MACHINE I bet it cuts off just before we get there,’ one of them said. ‘We never should have stopped at Jimmy Johns.’ Single mother Angie has no alternative but to accept the corporal punishment option in retribution for her eleven driving offences. The procedure on the floors below the County Jail is designed to humiliate and, she is soon to learn, the new technology is guaranteed to terrify and to hurt! His buddy grinned. ‘I sure would. And maybe while we’re there, I can spank you and you can spank me, and then we’ll both have got our dues.’ A machine might be made, which should put in motion certain elastic rods of cane or whalebone, the number and size of which might be determined by the law: the body of the delinquent might be subjected to the strokes of these rods, and the force and rapidity with which they should be applied, might be prescribed by the Judge: thus everything which is arbitrary might be removed.

I have the machine mounted to one wooden post of a 4 posert bed. That opens a lot of options to point the spanker in direction to the bed and also into the room for vertical “work”. The clamp which included is rather restrictive. The utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) was one of the first writers to contemplate the possibility that corporal punishment might be administered by a machine rather than by a human being. In The Rationale of Punishment he wrote: This machine for paddling soldiers who fail to shoot properly was featured in the US edition of Popular Mechanics during World War II.

External CONTROL BOX for K-3000

Random Mode – This mode gives random swats, instead of just perfectly timed out swats. The thought being to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals.